Saturday, December 31, 2016

2016: A year in review


Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Mind Over

Ma re-reverse psychology mo ba ang pwet mo kung natatae ka pero lalamon ka pa rin?

Asking for a friend.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Simoy

Kapag nakatayo ka habang naghihintay ng bus tapos naamoy mo yung pantalon mo na medyo mabaho na, kailangan mo na ba itong labhan next month?

Asking for a friend.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

LBM

"But I can tell you of this, that we never spend government funds for our personal purpose, if we did we replace them immediately."


Ayon naman pala eh. Kung may kinuha sila, ibabalik din naman. You guysssss. Over react lang mga tao noon porket pinaghirapan nila yung perang kinuha. Hahahaha... huhuhu pakyu.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Ignorantce ka.

Putanginang daming nangyayari sa Pilipinas ngayon. Putanginang kupal ang leader kaya ang mga sunudsunuran na putanginang mga yan kupal din ampotah.

Dafuk para magka-isa daw ang bansa. Putanginang yan, nalinlang kayo!

Kailangan natin lumaban sa pagiging ignorantce ng mga tao na sunudsunuran na lang.

Fuck this shit.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Disclaimer

'Wag niyo po ako tularan. Maging mabuti kayong tao.

Friday, November 4, 2016

Friendly Advise

Kung cat lover ka, pwede ka pa rin ba mag dogstyle?

Asking for a friend.

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Inhibits Hypermotility

Ang sarap umutot. Sa totoo lang. Kahit ideny pa nang iba dyan, sa loob-loob nila nasasarapan din yan. Lalo na yung mahaba tapos pataas ang tono. Parang proooohhhhuuuuuuutttt. The best yon eh. Nagtatake off kung baga. Anyway October na.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Post Credit Lines.

Happy Valentimes!
Wait. What? Fuck!

Friday, July 1, 2016

Julina

April Fools bitches. Kala niyo hindi na ako magpo-post 'no?

Wait what?

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Sa PAG-ASA may PAGIBIG. -SSS

April Fools bitches. Kala niyo hindi na ako magpo-post 'no? Asa kayo.

Friday, March 25, 2016

March 25, 2016

Hi guy. Tutal Holy Week naman, magpakabait naman sana tayo. Kahit ngayong Flashback Friday lang.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Assassin

Minsan nangungulangot ka.
Tapos nakapa mo na.
Tapos nasungkit mo na.
Tapos unti-unti mo nang nilalabas.
Tapos biglang nawala!

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Luxurious self-indulgence is a lifestyle made with coconut leaves and calamansi juice.


Lemon na hindi pinatawad.

Subject: Manam Fairview Terraces Courtyard

Sa quest namin (mga kapamilyahan at kapuso) maghanap ng overpriced food, naisipan namin kumain sa Manam Fairview Terraces Courtyard Chapter of Novaliches. Umorder kami ng Chicken Inasal in Atsuete and Lemongrass Oil, Pancit Buko, Pinakbet, at House Crispy Sisig. Eh potah kung alam ko lang na ganyan lang din pala kakainin namin eh di sana nag Mang Inasal na lang kami. Potah ang mahal ng binayaran ko. 'Nak ng lemon grass naman talaga o!

Rating: M for Manam Inasal.


Thursday, January 14, 2016

Procastinatirialism

Happy New Year Mofos!